Don’t touch my junk (rap video)

By Mike Adams

Don’t Touch My Junk takes aim at the Transportation Security Administration with its obscene pat-downs and naked body scanners now installed at airports across the USA. A strong advocate of freedom and civil liberties, Mike Adams wrote this song based on the true story of John Tyner who told the TSA, “If you touch my junk, I’m gonna have you arrested.

Free download of the MP3 music file at

4 responses to “Don’t touch my junk (rap video)

  1. Ya just gotta love this! A MILLION stars for this recording!

  2. Top TSA Slogans

    TSA: Putting the T&A back in Security
    TSA: If we don’t get off, You don’t get on.
    Can’t see London, can’t see France, unless we see your underpants.
    Grope discounts available.
    Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
    Don’t worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
    Throw a few back at the airport Chili’s and you won’t even notice.
    Wanna fly? Drop your fly.
    We’ve handled more balls than Barney Frank
    We are now free to move about your pants
    We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
    It’s not a grope. It’s a freedom pat.
    When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
    TSA: Touchin’, Squeezin’, Arrestin’
    You WERE a virgin.
    TSA: Protecting us from babies, grandmothers and crippleds.

  3. looks like Nappy has some of her own propaganda,eh?

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