Terrorists Attack Jefferson Memorial with Deadly Dance Moves

By lonelantern
The Reality Report

Terrorists struck the Jefferson Memorial on May 28th in an apparently coordinated effort. Early reports revealed this coordinated attack carries the signature of past Al Qaeda attacks using multiple targets and unrelated agents. However, it is unclear if dance attacks affected other national monuments but authorities have been placed on high alert.

Law Enforcement officers on duty at the time acted swiftly to diffuse the dance threat before damage could be done to the memorial and the tourists at the site. The terrorists are now in the custody of Washington DC officials and are being interrogated.

Eyewitnesses report scuffed elbows and two iPods containing multiple tracks from Jordan Page’s new album “Liberty” were damaged as a result of the attacks.

This report is ongoing – for more information or to demand the release of the Terrorists contact the authorities at (202) 610-8703 and the US Park Police: 202-610-7500

For more information on the music the Terrorists were listening to see: http://JordanPageMusic.com or Download it at http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/liberty/id418425213

9 responses to “Terrorists Attack Jefferson Memorial with Deadly Dance Moves

  1. It’s a good thing these terrorists were arrested – and after we torture them enough I’m sure it will be revealed that their nefarious activities extend even into the realm of Ballroom, or God forbid Jazz and Tap.

  2. A worthy to answer Ozymandias’ epitaph

  3. In front the Thomas Jefferson’s statue no less…. can you say Orwellian? Tshirt slogans for the next “dance for freedom” in front of the Jefferson memorial:

    “All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good
    conscience to remain silent”
    — Thomas Jefferson

    “Dissent is the Highest Form of Patriotism.”
    -Thomas Jefferson

  4. Dance like no one is watching, not even Big Brother…HOORAY for those folks! Peter: they might even have {{gasp}} break dance training! AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGHH!!!!!!! Freedom comes tumbling down under these terrorists.

  5. Don’t forget the “5 Dancing Israelis” terrorist from 911. Oh yeah, they were released after law enforcement discovered they were Mossad agents and they went back to Israel. They made dancing for joy people very suspicious now! You never know what happy, dancing people have been up to when they’re not Mossad agents.

  6. Germany 1936,the following sign appeared all around the fatherland/homeland : SMOKING & SWING-DANCING FORBIDDEN – (rauchen & swing-tanzen verboten) another thing the americans are ignorant about is the fact that entire sections/passages of the “PATRIOT” act are identical,verbatim,to the 1929 communist criminal act of the bolsheviks.

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