(Washington, DC) The galactic deity, also known as God, offered an exclusive interview to Dan Rather, yesterday. He cleared up the story about the the thousands of dead birds that fell from the sky over central Arkansas last week and hinted at his plans for some more surprises across the United States.
Dan Rather: Your holiness, what’s happening with the dead birds in Arkansas?
God: Please, Dan, just call me God. I decided to create some serious wish fulfillment for certain people in the United States.
DR: I don’t understand?